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JThomas
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posted 04-07-99 05:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JThomas   Click Here to Email JThomas     Edit Message
OK...i couldn't resist :-þ

So.....ummm.....how bout that Canadian Mafia, it's something, eh?

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Kirby
Newbie
posted 04-07-99 05:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kirby     Edit Message
I like cheese.....

SBelmont1
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posted 04-07-99 05:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SBelmont1     Edit Message
there is a canadian mafia?!?

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Yoshi
Newbie
posted 04-07-99 05:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yoshi   Click Here to Email Yoshi     Edit Message
it's my cheessse!

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Food food food!!

Kirby
Newbie
posted 04-07-99 05:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kirby     Edit Message
I don't like Beef, but I like Rouge Squadron

AdRock3215
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posted 04-07-99 05:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AdRock3215   Click Here to Email AdRock3215     Edit Message
I like beef, but I don't like cheese. Hey JThomas: hahaha this is a crap thread. oh you already knew that.

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TFB
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posted 04-07-99 05:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TFB   Click Here to Email TFB     Edit Message
I'm hungry.

Tal
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posted 04-07-99 06:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tal     Edit Message
Howdy

neverClear
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posted 04-07-99 06:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for neverClear     Edit Message
I'm despondent.
I like to play with fire.

Jeremy213
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posted 04-07-99 06:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jeremy213   Click Here to Email Jeremy213     Edit Message
Did I miss somethin'?

Lido239
Newbie
posted 04-07-99 06:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lido239   Click Here to Email Lido239     Edit Message
Hey, this may not be such a bad idea. Someone just posts a crap thread once in a while (a nintendork of course ) then instead of all the newbies posting crap threads of their own, they can just post in THE crap thread

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I am just a figment of your imagination

[This message has been edited by Lido239 (edited 04-07-99).]

TFB
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posted 04-07-99 06:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TFB   Click Here to Email TFB     Edit Message
I tried that a while ago but it didn't work so well. And then there was the ultimate crap thread: Do you wanna chat? That was so much fun! It was before that chat room came into existance and it was just full of mindless chit chat. But this is too topic orinted, I must go back to posting crap.

Pizzaro captured the Inca empire.

james007
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posted 04-07-99 07:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for james007   Click Here to Email james007     Edit Message
A few days back I drew up plans for a robot/remote control car thing. It's cool, my Electronics teacher is going to help me build it! I've already made one weapon, the 'mine'. It has two mini-rocket engines attached up to a circut board that has a light-sensor on it. Whenever the light is cut off (aka a car drives over it, it trigers a 3 second fuse then BOOM!) the mine explodes! Oh, and theres a magnet on the top to mak it stick to the bottom of other cars (We have these things called Robot Wars where you make a robot then you battle them out with other peoples cars/robots/thingies). I am also making a flame thrower, electromagnetic pulse, and some other secrets (can anyone say water gun?). Now how's this for a crap post!

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JamSBK2
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posted 04-07-99 07:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JamSBK2   Click Here to Email JamSBK2     Edit Message
here's some crap i wanna post on dis thread

Oh that Canadian mafia pretty bad, but have you seen the Czechoslavakian mafia? WOOOO, thats a good mafia, BTW, cheese is NOTHING compared to beef, my gosh beef is so much better, but nothing compares to poop. have you ever eaten poop? it tastes wonderful, it's rich in pooply goodness. i might add the vampires are nice they politely ask you to wash your necks and then PANTS! PANTS! MOOMOOMOOMOOMOO!!!! QUIMBYDORKEDUPHYMUDBYHUGFOOT! LOOPY DOOP! Hi I'm the Lord of Darknesss, but you may call me Phil.


that's all the crap i have for now.

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2)sneak64
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4)socko
5)The Judge's Judge
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Nimrod
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posted 04-07-99 07:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nimrod     Edit Message
One time I fed my dog and then he ate the food then he barfed on me.

Nimrod
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posted 04-07-99 07:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nimrod     Edit Message
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal





Ddededededdededededededededeedededededededede
That is all.

CIWB
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posted 04-07-99 07:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CIWB   Click Here to Email CIWB     Edit Message
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Yoshi
Newbie
posted 04-07-99 07:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yoshi   Click Here to Email Yoshi     Edit Message
Does your cat taste good?

GameGuy
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posted 04-07-99 07:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GameGuy   Click Here to Email GameGuy     Edit Message
Can anybody tell me when Robotech: Crystal Dreams is coming out??? That game is going to be SO awesome!

Oh, and by the way...The 64DD is going to be the best system ever!

AdRock3215
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posted 04-07-99 07:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AdRock3215   Click Here to Email AdRock3215     Edit Message
Theres this girl at my school.........shes is butter than my white ass. in other words she looks ugly cause she wears too much makeup. dont you hate people who wear to much makeup? hey i like this topic, i can write in incoherent sentences without capitalization. yeah.

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TFB
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posted 04-07-99 08:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TFB   Click Here to Email TFB     Edit Message
I know what you mean. There is this one super fat ugly ass girl who pours on gobs of makeup. NOTHING is going to make her look any better so I don't even know why she bothers. Less is more. And um, I'm not hungry anymore cause I had a bunch of PIZZA!!!!! just a while ago.

AdRock3215
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posted 04-07-99 08:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AdRock3215   Click Here to Email AdRock3215     Edit Message
Yeah I agree with you TFB. what is up with those girls? They look like dime whores with all that crap on their eyes and stuff. It just makes them look uglier.

james007
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posted 04-07-99 08:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for james007   Click Here to Email james007     Edit Message
We have this cool chick at our school, she's cool!

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SBelmont1
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posted 04-07-99 08:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SBelmont1     Edit Message
we have a cool chick too...her name is arimey downey

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james007
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posted 04-07-99 08:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for james007   Click Here to Email james007     Edit Message
sounds like a fabric softner...ah ha ha ha ha big boobs!

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JThomas
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posted 04-07-99 08:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JThomas   Click Here to Email JThomas     Edit Message
WooHoo! I finally have a "good" thread again! *sniff* i miss "Coolest People On The Board"...*sniff* That was *sheds a tear* the best thread *wipes away tear* i have *voice trembling* ever had. *sniff*

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AdRock3215
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posted 04-07-99 08:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AdRock3215   Click Here to Email AdRock3215     Edit Message
hahaha.

maw
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posted 04-07-99 09:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for maw   Click Here to Email maw     Edit Message
Hello...
...goodbye

LChingon
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posted 04-07-99 09:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LChingon   Click Here to Email LChingon     Edit Message
I have a really big rottweiler at home, thus he eats a lot. Being the poor Mexican that I am I can't afford dog food. So my brother and me take our guns out and shoot rabbits and trap some gophers which is pretty cool. We give the rabbits to the dog whole and he'll eat them. Gophers are too bony so we decapitate them for the dog before he can get at them. On Saturday's we get f*cked up and go cow tipping. Talk about a good time, it's better than watching two dogs get it on. Yee Haw!

Danny
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posted 04-07-99 09:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Danny     Edit Message
*Blurp. Plop, plop, plop, plop, pffftt, plop, plop... Fart, PLOP*

Ahhhhh, much better. That's my contribution of crap to this crap thread.

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Daniel, the N64 gamer from OZ.

Righty o then mate. I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole neow.
This should really pease it ouff.
Oh yeah! That peased it ouff alright!
I gotta be careful by crikey.

Kmod
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posted 04-07-99 10:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kmod     Edit Message
Danny! Flush after you crap.

james007
Nintendork
posted 04-07-99 10:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for james007   Click Here to Email james007     Edit Message
*phhfffffft* *phhffffffft* *phhhhfffffft* Ahh...the three best tokes I've ever had!

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Danny
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posted 04-07-99 10:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Danny     Edit Message
Whoops! Sorry. *flush* Pheeewwwy! Do not go in there.

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Daniel, the N64 gamer from OZ.

Righty o then mate. I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole neow.
This should really pease it ouff.
Oh yeah! That peased it ouff alright!
I gotta be careful by crikey.

Link
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posted 04-08-99 12:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Link   Click Here to Email Link     Edit Message
We just got a new chick in my English and Geo class! I can't stop stairing at her! Actually every guy stairs at her! Dammit she's hot!

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I'm From Kick Ass Canada!

DeBurgo
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posted 04-08-99 12:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DeBurgo   Click Here to Email DeBurgo     Edit Message
Um, link, do you mind telling me how you "stair" someone?

DeBurgo
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posted 04-08-99 12:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DeBurgo   Click Here to Email DeBurgo     Edit Message
Can anyone tell my how I subit a reply to a thread? I don't know how, I've been a newbie in disguise all along. I can see you all thinking right now: "Ahhh, now it all makes perfect sense..."

Tal
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posted 04-08-99 12:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tal     Edit Message
How crap threads get so many posts is beyond me....

I must state: TEAM FORTRESS CLASSIC KICKS MONDO ARSE If Half-life wasn't better than Goldeneye before, it sure as hell whoops it's ass now! (Don't start that arguement up again) All You halflifers probably have it by now, OH YEAH.

Steelman64
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posted 04-08-99 02:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Steelman64   Click Here to Email Steelman64     Edit Message
I posted under something this morning and the whole topic is gone now. I am guessing the moderator erased it. Anyway Agent_Orange said when I get to 31 post I become a Nintendork and I am at 29! So this will be 30 and the next post I make I will become a nintendork! And since this is a crap thread why not graduate here? I don't know if this will work, but here goes nothing!

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Steelman64
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posted 04-08-99 02:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Steelman64   Click Here to Email Steelman64     Edit Message
And here we are except it changed all of my post to say nintendork. This was my 31 post and now I am officially a nintendork!

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[This message has been edited by Steelman64 (edited 04-08-99).]

NuttO
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posted 04-08-99 02:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for NuttO   Click Here to Email NuttO     Edit Message
*Deep breath* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... .e!

Gosh that was fun!

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I quite enjoy faffing about like a spiv I do.

Addersbite
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posted 04-08-99 03:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Addersbite   Click Here to Email Addersbite     Edit Message
Hey! Did you know that the back of N64 cartridges say:

*Power must be off before loading or removing a game pak.

*Do not rapidly turn the power switch on and off- this may cause backed-up game paks to lose your stored game information.

*Do not blow on the edge of the connector or touch with your fingers.

*Refer to the consumer information and precautions booklet for additional precautions and maintenance details.

So what do you think? Awesome huh?!

dumbass
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posted 04-08-99 04:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for dumbass   Click Here to Email dumbass     Edit Message
If I was an amigo, I'd be lucky day.

JamSBK2
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posted 04-08-99 08:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for JamSBK2   Click Here to Email JamSBK2     Edit Message
did you know that the Platstation manuel(sp?) states that you shouldn't:
~Throw you playstation
~Put your Plastation in water
~Rub you finger on the lens
~Rub your fingers on the black part of the CDs

so if you have done any of these, you are dumbass. QUIMBYDORKEDHYMUD!

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Newbie Hit List:
1)qwerty
2)sneak64
3)ralfus
4)socko
5)The Judge's Judge
6)ROGUE PILOT
If you seen any of these dumbasses, please kick their asses for me. Then call 911.

Tal
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posted 04-08-99 10:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tal     Edit Message
Whats funny, remember blowing on Cartridges when they were 'dirty'? If you never blow on it to begin with, you will never have to do that. Kind of ironic, people think it fixes it, but overall, it screwed up the cart, cause you will have to blow on it even MORE after you do it the first time. Get it?

Dragona Akehi
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posted 04-08-99 10:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragona Akehi     Edit Message
Did you know that being a "Nintendork" means we're Nintendo's penii? That's kind of disturbing considering I'm female....


-DRAGONA-

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The Dragon Bitch

HDLoony
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posted 04-08-99 11:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for HDLoony   Click Here to Email HDLoony     Edit Message
I think I just wet my pants

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So, how's life been treatin' ya???

Agent_Orange
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posted 04-08-99 12:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Agent_Orange   Click Here to Email Agent_Orange     Edit Message
I'm home sick from work today and I'm so drugged up it's not even funny.

It's a miracle I can even type this.

Hey! Did anyone else just see that pink bunny run accross thier screen?

Strangers with Candy is a funny show.

Team Fortress Rocks.

lalalalalalala

Yay! It's time form medicine again!! Goodie-goodie gumdrops!

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I came to burn the sky and tear away the beauty that it sews


Cory
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posted 04-08-99 01:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cory   Click Here to Email Cory     Edit Message
I played Mario Party all last night, and um, I was trying to get 50 spins on the helicopter shy guy thing, and it took a really long time, but I got 55! Woo-hoo! My hand hurts though. I had to get Agent_Oranges mom to jack me off.

Miles_Power
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posted 04-08-99 02:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Miles_Power   Click Here to Email Miles_Power     Edit Message

The yellow faces are mean to me.

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HDLoony
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posted 04-08-99 03:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HDLoony   Click Here to Email HDLoony     Edit Message
I just had some take-out and here is what my fortune in my fortune cookie said:
quote:
You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment.

The word interesting comes to mind when I see this.
(Talk about a useless reply or what??? )

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So, how's life been treatin' ya???

Lucky Louai Luciano
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posted 04-08-99 04:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lucky Louai Luciano     Edit Message
How do you satisfy three gay men?

Turn a three-legged stool upside down! HAHAHAHAHAWIWHWHWELDFKHIOAEFHOIEFOWIHFOIWHFOIHWFEOIHWH! Well, thats about all the crap I can come up with.

P.S. I am now going to purposely double post

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Does the fun ever stop? I mean really, does it?

Lucky Louai Luciano
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posted 04-08-99 04:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lucky Louai Luciano     Edit Message
How do you satisfy three gay men?

Turn a three-legged stool upside down! HAHAHAHAHAWIWHWHWELDFKHIOAEFHOIEFOWIHFOIWHFOIHWFEOIHWH! Well, thats about all the crap I can come up with.

P.S. I am now going to purposely double post

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Does the fun ever stop? I mean really, does it?

Lucky Louai Luciano
Nintendork
posted 04-08-99 04:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lucky Louai Luciano     Edit Message
How do you satisfy three gay men?

Turn a three-legged stool upside down! HAHAHAHAHAWIWHWHWELDFKHIOAEFHOIEFOWIHFOIWHFOIHWFEOIHWH! Well, thats about all the crap I can come up with.

P.S. I am now going to purposely double post

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Does the fun ever stop? I mean really, does it?

JamSBK2
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posted 04-08-99 05:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JamSBK2   Click Here to Email JamSBK2     Edit Message
HAHAHAHA!!! THREE-LEGGEd HAHA!!! HA!! THREE! HAHAHA!! IT JUST THAT I'M TYpeing this from a mental asylum, and here's how they test your insanity:

Tester: What is your favorie animal?
Me: THE LITTLE BLUE DUCKIES! QUACK! QUACK!
Tester: I'm sorry Mr. Allison but you're insane
Me: NNOOOOO! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE MR. GORBACHEV!!!

So thats how the syrup plans to take over the world and I never barfed so much and my life was never the same. HAHAHA!! THREE-LEGGED!! HAHAHA!!!

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Please, whatever you just read is not real. If I said anything, odds are I was drunk and hungover at the computer. If my opinions are offensive, screw you and up yours. Thank You.

Danny
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posted 04-08-99 05:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Danny     Edit Message
wtf!?!

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Daniel, the N64 gamer from OZ.

Righty o then mate. I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole neow.
This should really pease it ouff.
Oh yeah! That peased it ouff alright!
I gotta be careful by crikey.

TFB
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posted 04-08-99 05:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TFB   Click Here to Email TFB     Edit Message
I'd just like to say that I had much fun in keyboarding today as I got to play Pokemon all period, and that I totally bombed my Spanish test which is worth 25% of my grade. The last part sucks.

JLink
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posted 04-08-99 05:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JLink   Click Here to Email JLink     Edit Message
JThomas, you should be proud.
I haven't seen so much utter crap in my life
it's horrifying. Now...if we could only understand the meaning behind this whole thread..hmmm..oh yeah! CRAP

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those finger paintings you bring home, AND THEY SUCK!!!"
www.gibbed.com/sgm/
"Gaming of the Future, Now!"

JLink
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posted 04-08-99 05:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JLink   Click Here to Email JLink     Edit Message
TFB, your probably know more spanish than I do and I'm in Spanish 3..hehehehe

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"Your a lousy kindergarten teacher! I've seen
those finger paintings you bring home, AND THEY SUCK!!!"
www.gibbed.com/sgm/
"Gaming of the Future, Now!"

HDLoony
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posted 04-08-99 05:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HDLoony   Click Here to Email HDLoony     Edit Message
See, crap threads can be good.
That is if there aren't any crap newbies in them and if they come once in a while, that is.

Oh, never mind.

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So, how's life been treatin' ya???

[This message has been edited by HDLoony (edited 04-08-99).]

JLink
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posted 04-08-99 06:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JLink   Click Here to Email JLink     Edit Message
Everyone check out Game Help Board...i have a question on Goldeneye. help me please!


Crap threads actually can turn to good..like how I'm using it as a messenger tool

Nimrod
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posted 04-08-99 06:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nimrod     Edit Message
Pi-pika! Pika-Pikachu! Pi-pi-pi-Pikachu!
Bulba! Bulba, bulba, saur?
Charman-char-Charmander! <zap!>
Squirtle-squirt-squirt! Squir-squ-squirtle?
Pika!

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited 04-08-99).]

Yoshi
Newbie
posted 04-08-99 06:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yoshi   Click Here to Email Yoshi     Edit Message
I don't get it - where's my food in all of that?

james007
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posted 04-08-99 07:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for james007   Click Here to Email james007     Edit Message
I'm a maniac, MANIAC, MANIAC, MANIAC...

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www.pangea.ca/~james007/

HDLoony
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posted 04-08-99 08:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HDLoony   Click Here to Email HDLoony     Edit Message
Hey, if you want a maniac, check out my thread about a cynical new game under the Game Idea link. The game is call "Mr. Roger's Sadistic Neighborhood".

However, it's not a good example of how wierd and crazy I really am, but it's a start.

Oh yeah, BTW, there's a bug on your shoulder. . . . .

HA!!!!!! GOTCHA!!!!!!

Suckers

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TFB
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posted 04-08-99 10:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TFB   Click Here to Email TFB     Edit Message
I'd just like to say something:

something

Thank you very much for your attention. You can go now.

JLink
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posted 04-08-99 10:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JLink   Click Here to Email JLink     Edit Message
Thanks for filling my head with an old 80s song James007!!!!! ARGH! I HATE that song.
hehe

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"Your a lousy kindergarten teacher! I've seen
those finger paintings you bring home, AND THEY SUCK!!!"
www.gibbed.com/sgm/
"Gaming of the Future, Now!"

JLink
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posted 04-08-99 11:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JLink   Click Here to Email JLink     Edit Message
Gosh I hate when this board goes this SSSLLLOOOOWWW!

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"Your a lousy kindergarten teacher! I've seen
those finger paintings you bring home, AND THEY SUCK!!!"
www.gibbed.com/sgm/
"Gaming of the Future, Now!"

Wheels
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posted 04-08-99 11:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wheels   Click Here to Email Wheels     Edit Message
My dog could beat up your dog. Whaddaya think a that, huh?

Wheels
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posted 04-08-99 11:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wheels   Click Here to Email Wheels     Edit Message
My dog could beat up your dog. Whaddaya thinka that, huh?

james007
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posted 04-08-99 11:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for james007   Click Here to Email james007     Edit Message
Oh ya, how about this:

Raise a little hell, RAISE A LITTLE HELL, RAISE A LITTLE HELL, da da, da da, da da, da da, da, RAISE A LITTLE HELL, A LITTLE HELL, RAISE A LITTLE...

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Wheels
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posted 04-08-99 11:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wheels   Click Here to Email Wheels     Edit Message
Oh wait, I didn't mean to double post. It just kind of happened, you know. What? What did you say? I'm posting again? Oh...dammit!!!!

Wheels
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posted 04-08-99 11:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wheels   Click Here to Email Wheels     Edit Message
This is my 200th post. Just thought you'd like to know.

T1g3rShark
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posted 04-08-99 11:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for T1g3rShark     Edit Message
Back at n64cc I have over 1,200 beat that! Heheh...

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TFB
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posted 04-08-99 11:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TFB   Click Here to Email TFB     Edit Message
Ok, I got 1677. And the big one here has 1721, Josh Townzen.

Wheels
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posted 04-09-99 12:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wheels   Click Here to Email Wheels     Edit Message
The pink elephant crossed the river on a raft made of sticks and plant vine.

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MoodyAllen
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posted 04-09-99 01:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoodyAllen   Click Here to Email MoodyAllen     Edit Message
This... is THE most intelligent topic I have EVER seen on this board. Screw the Mario Kart/Futurama bashing for another night, for THIS shall be my territory, my claim to fame, my ode to LIFE!

YES! Come forth ye of misfortune, for I shall guide thee to thine path of fame and glory! 'Tis called the "Pyramid Scheme!" 'Tis easily made so even the common layman shall make a few coppers here or there, but YE my friends, YE of holiest faith, thou'st fame shall reach far greater bounds than some commoner!

'Tis so simple that a plague-ridden blacksmith shall make a gold piece and never have to work again. That whore near the lumbermill shall never exchange her body for bread again. The letcherous shall never drink downstream from the public urinals again!

Alas, if thou hast been foiled by a "pyramid scheme", no worries! There is another option for thee of little faith: thou'st send me a dollar.

Simple, 'tis it not? Ye shall make all checks payable to Lord MoodyAllen of Canterbury, for through ME shall YE make THEE, er, THINE claim to fame, and the hearty, manly chilvarous action of aiding a fellow knight. For we all know that chivalry is the heart of god, and ye of little faith are YE of little penises, so GIVE 'TILL IT GROWS.

I thank YE for YE time.

GDGF
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posted 04-09-99 01:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GDGF   Click Here to Email GDGF     Edit Message
BOoooooooooooooooooooooo!

(im a ghost tonight)

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JamSBK2
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posted 04-09-99 08:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for JamSBK2   Click Here to Email JamSBK2     Edit Message
Oh my gosh!!! THIS IS MY......80th POST!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! 80!!! WEEEEE!!!!

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Please, whatever you just read is not real. If I said anything, odds are I was drunk and hungover at the computer. If my opinions are offensive, screw you and up yours. Thank You.

JLink
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posted 04-09-99 11:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for JLink   Click Here to Email JLink     Edit Message
T1g3rShark: Yeah but what's the point?! It's not Nintendorks...heheheh I sound like an Advertising Agent

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JLink
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posted 04-09-99 11:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for JLink   Click Here to Email JLink     Edit Message
My gosh!!!!!!! Have you seen those sweet typing skills that TrapAzoid has? I'm totally envious and jealous of those abilities! Where'd he learn all of that?!!!!!!!!!!

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"Your a lousy kindergarten teacher! I've seen
those finger paintings you bring home, AND THEY SUCK!!!"
www.gibbed.com/sgm/
"Gaming of the Future, Now!"

HDLoony
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posted 04-09-99 12:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HDLoony   Click Here to Email HDLoony     Edit Message
I know this will annoy at least ONE person :

"Right now I feel like Smashing something. Pumpkins perhaps????? Oh, I would Adore that. Methinks I'll open meself a can of Mayonnaise. . . . er . . . . .Whup-ass (yes, that'll do). Then I can Light a Camel on fire. 'Now who's laughing, now who's laughing .' And last, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, "

Don't take this much as anything, but simple torture .

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Agent_Orange
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posted 04-09-99 12:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Agent_Orange   Click Here to Email Agent_Orange     Edit Message
Hey now! Just becasue I'm at work doesn't mean I'm not keeping my ever watchful eye on you HDLoony!

Hehehe....and BTW, I've been smoke free for 2 (almost 3) weeks. Wahoo!

Cory: No one talks about Momma_Orange like that. Prepare to fight. I challenge you to a duel. We shall fight while balancing on a string of cooked pasta suspended above a tub of Whipped Cream, wearing only "Jockey" brand jockies. Our weapons of choice? You guessed it -- Raw T-Bone Steaks.

I'm a master of Tai-Bone-Fu (the ancient art of raw T-Bone slinging) so beware.

Note to HTMLers: Make it a point to learn ASP.

Oh,and if Brandon ever reads this... I think there may be a way you can use ASP to access Cold Fusion stuff. I'm positive you can use it for SQL stuff (becasue I tried ).

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[This message has been edited by Agent_Orange (edited 04-09-99).]

HDLoony
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posted 04-09-99 12:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HDLoony   Click Here to Email HDLoony     Edit Message
Hey, good fer you A_O.

Now that you're smoke free fer some time, I can take up smoking and get tortured fer the rest of my life.

And of course I am not being serious. I rather have my nads get bitten off by a flock of hungry, angry, mad dogs istead.

Now who can I torture NEXT????

Also, I may not know ASP but I do know ESP. Extra Stupid Powers. Beware!!!!!!

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If it ain't so well, send your complaints here: =>_________

Ignore this address:
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[This message has been edited by HDLoony (edited 04-09-99).]

james007
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posted 04-09-99 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for james007   Click Here to Email james007     Edit Message
I got some drugs, anyone for some? Wait, I want them all....eiwhjfroieahjfdlonsgvjfnvnv;jkghak;sjjkdakdfjadfhhdf;dfksahfj I CAN FLY!


and now, the moment we've all been waiting for.....exclamation mark moment!!!!!
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james007
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posted 04-09-99 01:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for james007   Click Here to Email james007     Edit Message
I have 1450 posts right now! For that Jam guy or whatever! Beat THAT Jackass...

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Agent_Orange
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posted 04-09-99 01:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Agent_Orange   Click Here to Email Agent_Orange     Edit Message
Wow. I've been here since day one, and I only have 824 posts.

That disturbs me.

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Justin Miller
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posted 04-09-99 01:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Justin Miller   Click Here to Email Justin Miller     Edit Message
Man, I suck compared to Josh and drew and 007, and it's amazing how a crap thread can go so far.

Wheels
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posted 04-09-99 01:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wheels   Click Here to Email Wheels     Edit Message
Don't feel bad A_O. I've been here since day 1, too, but I only just hit 200 yesterday. I'm starting to rememdy that, though, 'cuz I've been posting a lot more lately.

BTW, I just got out of Physics over an hour early, YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!!

Dragona Akehi
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posted 04-09-99 04:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragona Akehi     Edit Message
Did you know that I own Hell? I won it from Satan from cheating at poker. Now Satan pays ME rent. He's late again on his payments so I'm raising the fee ...AGAIN.


-DRAGONA-

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Cory
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posted 04-09-99 05:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cory   Click Here to Email Cory     Edit Message
Shhh....I am sneaking up on Agent_Orange to smack him in the back of the head with this here T-bone. *SMACK* HAHA...I am now running away.

alec006
Newbie
posted 04-09-99 05:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for alec006     Edit Message
In the midst of all this madness, I am sniping on james007. Be vewy vewy quiet.

Josh Townzen
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posted 04-09-99 05:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Josh Townzen   Click Here to Email Josh Townzen     Edit Message
This is the best crap thread ever ! Seriously, though, while it may be a crap thread, it's a funny crap thread, and it gives a people to just screw off and post silly, wierd stuff.
Hey, I've got a friend in my dorm building that put a "crap-taking chart" in one of our bathroom stalls. Whenever you take a crap, you're supposed to write your name, the date, the time, the rating you give your crap (1-10), and any interesting comments about your crap. I think it's great.

JLink
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posted 04-09-99 06:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JLink   Click Here to Email JLink     Edit Message
*ROTFL*!!!

-I have 906! :P
Now for a a little pikachuing
PIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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those finger paintings you bring home, AND THEY SUCK!!!"
www.gibbed.com/sgm/
"Gaming of the Future, Now!"

TFB
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posted 04-09-99 06:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TFB   Click Here to Email TFB     Edit Message
I'm now going to post a wild jumble of thoughts that I thought about today.

I hate mowing. I had to mow today and I hated it.

Keyboarding class sucks my hairy ass.

We were going to watch some movie with a giant cumcumber as the star in Spanish today, but instead we had to watch the "History of Mexico". First period got to watch the cucumber one (It's called Veggitales, some of yall might of heard of it) but we get stuck with some POS movie.

Free Day in World History, lots of Pokemon time. Except that I had just between some really hard boss guy, and then my batteries ran out before I could save. So I had to put in new batteries and beat him again.

My site is finally up again. Stupid server.

If anyone wants to have a Y2K baby (be the first baby born on New Years Day 2000) then you better get in bed tonight. It's the prime target date to get pregnant so you're due on New Years Day.

I love pizza.

We had a freakin project in PE! PE for crying out loud!!!!!!!!! We have to create a book about the different muscles in a storybook manner. It's PE, you aren't supposed to do work in there!!!!!

That is all, for now

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Tal
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posted 04-10-99 01:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tal     Edit Message
I have like 700 posts max...probably about 500. Jeezus, you people post a lot. Go do something else, like playing Team Fortress Classic

Ash the deadite slayer
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posted 04-10-99 01:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ash the deadite slayer   Click Here to Email Ash the deadite slayer     Edit Message
I like periods...where some may put 1, I put 3...

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For God's sake...how do you stop it!?!

GDGF
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posted 04-10-99 01:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GDGF   Click Here to Email GDGF     Edit Message
oh yeah? well i think pms sucks.

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GDGF
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posted 04-10-99 01:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GDGF   Click Here to Email GDGF     Edit Message
oh yeah? well i think pms sucks.

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Addersbite
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posted 04-10-99 01:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Addersbite   Click Here to Email Addersbite     Edit Message
Can someone please show me the way to Grandma's house, I'm lost, please help me.

Addersbite
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posted 04-10-99 01:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Addersbite   Click Here to Email Addersbite     Edit Message
Ahahahahaha! Their's nothing wrong with me, I'm perfectly 100 percent insane, okay, so maybe I am a little normal, is that really a bad thing, I really don't think it is.

HDLoony
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posted 04-10-99 02:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for HDLoony   Click Here to Email HDLoony     Edit Message
It's in the middle of the night right now so I'll strip all of my clothes and just prance around the place like the little freak that I made myself out to be.

Also, . . . . . DAMN. . . . I have forgotten.

Oh well, a few beers will fix that prob. . . . Glug glug. . . . . . FART!!!!!!

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So, how's life been treatin' ya???

If it ain't so well, send your complaints here: =>_________

Ignore this address:
adasad@hotmail.com

TFB
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posted 04-10-99 02:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TFB   Click Here to Email TFB     Edit Message
I'd just like to say that I am in the middle of watching The Breakfast Club and that movie rocks.

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TFB
Nintendork
posted 04-10-99 03:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TFB   Click Here to Email TFB     Edit Message
The movie just finished. That movie is like a religious experiance. I could relate with that nerdy kid extremely well, not to mention he shares the same first name as me (His real name, not Brian) If it wasn't R, I'd get it on video. It really explorers the way teens act and behave, with different cliches (Claire being stuck up, like at the last part, where she says that she wouldn't acknowledge Brian) and Damn, that was just a great movie. Anyway, that's my crap post for the night

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