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Addersbite
Nintendork posted 03-29-99 01:38 AM
(In memory of dazz07, who started the first Famous sayings, it did really well, lets hope this one does as good too)
These can consist of anything really, from what you here when you are around friends, just people in general, movies, TV shows, even the
radio.
Please read:

Don't go and post like 10 or 20 things though, especially in one reply, just put one or two in at a time, if you have more, come back later and post one or two more, if it hasn't been posted by someone else yet. Try to give everyone a chance to post something. Also try not to veer off from the subject unless it is extremely important and/or for a good cause, but only one reply, try not to start a conversation and/or a fight.
Try not to use your signatures too often either, to reduce how much room the page takes up, therefore decreasing the amount of time it takes to load somewhat. That is all, thank you, and have a nice day
1) Are we there yet...are we there yet?
2) I have to go to the bathroom. Or, excuse me, I need to use the bathroom.
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Beware the quick and deadly sight, of the unholy piercing Addersbite...for he will be upon you, in despite, whether or not you have the might, to withstand its powers of plight.

TheStalfos
Nintendork posted 03-29-99 03:06 AM
Hello. My name is _______.
Mutant X
Newbie posted 03-29-99 04:06 AM
I don't hate him but I pity the fool.
Who's on first base.
Vettrap
Nintendork posted 03-29-99 05:01 AM
1. Where's the beef?
2. Got blood?
Agent_Orange
Nintendork posted 03-29-99 09:47 AM
It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we
can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary
Skeletons. -- Jack Handey
Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a
chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy!
I'm going insane again. -- Jack Handey
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..and in my mind I'm everyone.

AdRock3215
Nintendork posted 03-29-99 10:18 AM
Stop making fun of me.-Adam Sandler
They don't need a principal in elementary schools, they need the toss your salad man in elementary schools...........Toss Salad Man: Hey Jimmy you got a E on your science test. Jimmy: Noooooooooooo don't toss the salad, nooooooooooooooo!!!- From Chris Rock's stand-up ruitine
It's Alive, Its alive, Its alive!!!!!!-Frankenstein the movie
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Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, wit a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.......ITS FOR YOU!
[This message has been edited by AdRock3215 (edited 03-29-99).]
Conker
Nintendork posted 03-29-99 01:58 PM
"Hello. My name is Filo. And welcome to......"Secrets Of The Universe". Today, we're going to learn how to make plutonium from common household items." - Filo (UHF)
Addersbite
Nintendork posted 03-29-99 03:37 PM
1) Excuse me, do you know what time it is?
2) He's dead Jim- Mccoy from various classic Star Trek episodes
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Beware the quick and deadly sight, of the unholy piercing Addersbite...for he will be upon you, in despite, whether or not you have the might, to withstand its powers of plight.

Agent_Orange
Nintendork posted 03-29-99 04:32 PM
If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do
this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the
fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and
yell, "Log o' fire! Log o' fire!" I've never done this, but I think it'd
work. -- Jack Handey
Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked
me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as I gritted my
teeth real hard. "Then maybe you and carrots would like to go into the
bedroom and have sex!" They didn't, but maybe they will sometime, and I
can watch. -- Jack Handey
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself.
Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words -- "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is
mankind. -- Jack Handey

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..and in my mind I'm everyone.

[T his message has been edited by Agent_Orange (edited 03-29-99).]
Addersbite
Nintendork posted 03-29-99 10:30 PM
Can I help you?
And you can take that..to the bank
- Hard to Kill
Bagman333
Nintendork posted 03-29-99 10:47 PM
"'I'm not Gay' Some gay kid at our school"-I forget who posted this, but I laughed so hard.
"Hey there Cockboy" -Ken Keneff (sp?)
CIWB
Nintendork posted 03-29-99 11:36 PM
I was walking down the street one day and saw an old lady fall down. My first instinct was to laugh and laugh, but then I thought: "What if I were an ant and she fell on me?" Then it wouldn't be so funny. - Jack Handey
Sorry to horn in on your territory Agent_Orange, but you can never have to many Deep Thoughts.
IanZ
Nintendork posted 03-30-99 01:12 AM
1, I'm going to get medieval with his ass.
2, my name is bond, james bond.
Spuzz
Newbie posted 03-30-99 02:07 AM
"If you ask me, life is a series of disappointments until you just wish Flanders was dead."--Homer (probably not exact)
"Gimme some sugar, baby."--Ash from Army of Darkness
Vettrap
Nintendork posted 03-30-99 05:23 AM
"May the force be with you"
"INCONCIEVABLE!!"-Feizzini
"The Tim man. The Timster. Tim-a-woo-ski. Tim-ba-lie-a."
Agent_Orange
Nintendork posted 03-30-99 08:19 AM
The more deep thoughts the merrier!
For some inexplicable reason, "Deep thoughts" make me laugh so hard! No matter how many times I hear them.
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my
holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. that way, if some smart-aleck cowboy
said something like, "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and
started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say,
"That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then
everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the
soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free
drink. -- Jack Handey
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But
the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's
completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."--Jack Handey
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..and in my mind I'm everyone.

TFB
Nintendork posted 03-30-99 07:03 PM
Who is Jack Handey?
There's a lot of stupid people in the world- me
Go directly to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. - Kid behind me in Chem class
Ohhhhhhhh Babyyyyyyyyyyyy- anyone
Addersbite
Nintendork posted 04-01-99 03:32 AM
1) Are you finished?
2) I love you
3) If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
4) Good things come to those who wait. (ha!, yeah right!)
Vettrap
Nintendork posted 04-01-99 04:20 AM
1.) Lean on me.
2.) It's not over till the fat lady sings.
3.) Time tells all.
And theres one that I'm thinking about. It either goes, "My race is not yet run" or "My race is not yet won" Which is it?
Agent_Orange
Nintendork posted 04-01-99 08:15 AM
Oh woe to you who doesn't know who Jack Handey is. All you need to know is that he s supremely funny

The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a
fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman. --Jack Handey
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them
personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me. --Jack Handey
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered
where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus
and a clown killed my dad. --Jack Handey
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..and in my mind I'm everyone.

Muzzle
Nintendork posted 04-01-99 09:51 AM
Here's some more good Deep Thoughts:
I'll never forget the time Grandma tripped at the top of the stairs and fell all the way down and then rolled and hit her head against the front door. We all laughed and laughed, until we realized, Hey, she's not joking!-Jack Handey
In all the time I was growing up, I only saw Dad cry two times. After the first time, I didn't say anything. But after the second time I left a note on his dresser that said "See a psychiatrist." I don't know if he ever did, but at least I didn't see him cry again.-Jack Handey
Life is funny. One minute you're a little kid, running through a meadow, and the next, you're a skeleton, walking through a meadow, with dogs chasing you.- Jack Handey
It was really sad when I went to visit my friend Jim at the state mental institution. He was convinced he was on a tropical island with no cares and no worries. I took me a long time to convince him that no, he was in a room with bare walls and a bare bed and he was wearing a straitjacket. -Jack Handey
Addersbite
Nintendork posted 04-02-99 04:52 PM
1) Quality over Quantity- Nintendo
2) Yipee Kiya Mother F****er- Bruce Wilis, Die Hard movies
incognito
Nintendork posted 04-02-99 06:28 PM
This is the strangest life ive ever known--Jim Morrison
In Dull Society: No one thanks the witty man for the courtesy of adapting himself to a society in which it is not courteous to display wit-----Friedrich Nietzche
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I have something more cosmic in mind...
SBelmont1
Nintendork posted 04-02-99 07:41 PM
"we have nothing to fear, but fear itself" FDR..20th century's greatest president
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Help..i'm lost in a magical wonderland...and it's located here welcome.to/orbit64
Wheels
Nintendork posted 04-02-99 10:55 PM
girl to guy in my class - "Do you think I'm stuck up?"
guy - "I don't know. You never talk to me."
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Under the tongue root, a fight most dread,
And another rages behind in the head
ralfus
Newbie posted 04-02-99 10:58 PM
Metal up your a$$! (Metallica)
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Author	Topic: Famous sayings, and other common quotes.
Addersbite Nintendork	posted 03-29-99 01:38 AM (In memory of dazz07, who started the first Famous sayings, it did really well, lets hope this one does as good too) These can consist of anything really, from what you here when you are around friends, just people in general, movies, TV shows, even the radio. Please read: Don't go and post like 10 or 20 things though, especially in one reply, just put one or two in at a time, if you have more, come back later and post one or two more, if it hasn't been posted by someone else yet. Try to give everyone a chance to post something. Also try not to veer off from the subject unless it is extremely important and/or for a good cause, but only one reply, try not to start a conversation and/or a fight. Try not to use your signatures too often either, to reduce how much room the page takes up, therefore decreasing the amount of time it takes to load somewhat. That is all, thank you, and have a nice day 1) Are we there yet...are we there yet? 2) I have to go to the bathroom. Or, excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. ------------------ Beware the quick and deadly sight, of the unholy piercing Addersbite...for he will be upon you, in despite, whether or not you have the might, to withstand its powers of plight.
TheStalfos Nintendork	posted 03-29-99 03:06 AM Hello. My name is _______.
Mutant X Newbie	posted 03-29-99 04:06 AM I don't hate him but I pity the fool. Who's on first base.
Vettrap Nintendork	posted 03-29-99 05:01 AM 1. Where's the beef? 2. Got blood?
Agent_Orange Nintendork	posted 03-29-99 09:47 AM It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons. -- Jack Handey Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again. -- Jack Handey ------------------ ..and in my mind I'm everyone.
AdRock3215 Nintendork	posted 03-29-99 10:18 AM Stop making fun of me.-Adam Sandler They don't need a principal in elementary schools, they need the toss your salad man in elementary schools...........Toss Salad Man: Hey Jimmy you got a E on your science test. Jimmy: Noooooooooooo don't toss the salad, nooooooooooooooo!!!- From Chris Rock's stand-up ruitine It's Alive, Its alive, Its alive!!!!!!-Frankenstein the movie ------------------ Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, wit a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.......ITS FOR YOU! [This message has been edited by AdRock3215 (edited 03-29-99).]
Conker Nintendork	posted 03-29-99 01:58 PM "Hello. My name is Filo. And welcome to......"Secrets Of The Universe". Today, we're going to learn how to make plutonium from common household items." - Filo (UHF)
Addersbite Nintendork	posted 03-29-99 03:37 PM 1) Excuse me, do you know what time it is? 2) He's dead Jim- Mccoy from various classic Star Trek episodes ------------------ Beware the quick and deadly sight, of the unholy piercing Addersbite...for he will be upon you, in despite, whether or not you have the might, to withstand its powers of plight.
Agent_Orange Nintendork	posted 03-29-99 04:32 PM If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and yell, "Log o' fire! Log o' fire!" I've never done this, but I think it'd work. -- Jack Handey Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as I gritted my teeth real hard. "Then maybe you and carrots would like to go into the bedroom and have sex!" They didn't, but maybe they will sometime, and I can watch. -- Jack Handey Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words -- "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. -- Jack Handey ------------------ ..and in my mind I'm everyone. [T his message has been edited by Agent_Orange (edited 03-29-99).]
Addersbite Nintendork	posted 03-29-99 10:30 PM Can I help you? And you can take that..to the bank - Hard to Kill
Bagman333 Nintendork	posted 03-29-99 10:47 PM "'I'm not Gay' Some gay kid at our school"-I forget who posted this, but I laughed so hard. "Hey there Cockboy" -Ken Keneff (sp?)
CIWB Nintendork	posted 03-29-99 11:36 PM I was walking down the street one day and saw an old lady fall down. My first instinct was to laugh and laugh, but then I thought: "What if I were an ant and she fell on me?" Then it wouldn't be so funny. - Jack Handey Sorry to horn in on your territory Agent_Orange, but you can never have to many Deep Thoughts.
IanZ Nintendork	posted 03-30-99 01:12 AM 1, I'm going to get medieval with his ass. 2, my name is bond, james bond.
Spuzz Newbie	posted 03-30-99 02:07 AM "If you ask me, life is a series of disappointments until you just wish Flanders was dead."--Homer (probably not exact) "Gimme some sugar, baby."--Ash from Army of Darkness
Vettrap Nintendork	posted 03-30-99 05:23 AM "May the force be with you" "INCONCIEVABLE!!"-Feizzini "The Tim man. The Timster. Tim-a-woo-ski. Tim-ba-lie-a."
Agent_Orange Nintendork	posted 03-30-99 08:19 AM The more deep thoughts the merrier! For some inexplicable reason, "Deep thoughts" make me laugh so hard! No matter how many times I hear them. If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. that way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink. -- Jack Handey The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."--Jack Handey ------------------ ..and in my mind I'm everyone.
TFB Nintendork	posted 03-30-99 07:03 PM Who is Jack Handey? There's a lot of stupid people in the world- me Go directly to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. - Kid behind me in Chem class Ohhhhhhhh Babyyyyyyyyyyyy- anyone
Addersbite Nintendork	posted 04-01-99 03:32 AM 1) Are you finished? 2) I love you 3) If at first you don't succeed, try try again. 4) Good things come to those who wait. (ha!, yeah right!)
Vettrap Nintendork	posted 04-01-99 04:20 AM 1.) Lean on me. 2.) It's not over till the fat lady sings. 3.) Time tells all. And theres one that I'm thinking about. It either goes, "My race is not yet run" or "My race is not yet won" Which is it?
Agent_Orange Nintendork	posted 04-01-99 08:15 AM Oh woe to you who doesn't know who Jack Handey is. All you need to know is that he s supremely funny The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman. --Jack Handey We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me. --Jack Handey To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. --Jack Handey ------------------ ..and in my mind I'm everyone.
Muzzle Nintendork	posted 04-01-99 09:51 AM Here's some more good Deep Thoughts: I'll never forget the time Grandma tripped at the top of the stairs and fell all the way down and then rolled and hit her head against the front door. We all laughed and laughed, until we realized, Hey, she's not joking!-Jack Handey In all the time I was growing up, I only saw Dad cry two times. After the first time, I didn't say anything. But after the second time I left a note on his dresser that said "See a psychiatrist." I don't know if he ever did, but at least I didn't see him cry again.-Jack Handey Life is funny. One minute you're a little kid, running through a meadow, and the next, you're a skeleton, walking through a meadow, with dogs chasing you.- Jack Handey It was really sad when I went to visit my friend Jim at the state mental institution. He was convinced he was on a tropical island with no cares and no worries. I took me a long time to convince him that no, he was in a room with bare walls and a bare bed and he was wearing a straitjacket. -Jack Handey
Addersbite Nintendork	posted 04-02-99 04:52 PM 1) Quality over Quantity- Nintendo 2) Yipee Kiya Mother F****er- Bruce Wilis, Die Hard movies
incognito Nintendork	posted 04-02-99 06:28 PM This is the strangest life ive ever known--Jim Morrison In Dull Society: No one thanks the witty man for the courtesy of adapting himself to a society in which it is not courteous to display wit-----Friedrich Nietzche ------------------ I have something more cosmic in mind...
SBelmont1 Nintendork	posted 04-02-99 07:41 PM "we have nothing to fear, but fear itself" FDR..20th century's greatest president ------------------ Help..i'm lost in a magical wonderland...and it's located here welcome.to/orbit64
Wheels Nintendork	posted 04-02-99 10:55 PM girl to guy in my class - "Do you think I'm stuck up?" guy - "I don't know. You never talk to me." ------------------ Under the tongue root, a fight most dread, And another rages behind in the head
ralfus Newbie	posted 04-02-99 10:58 PM Metal up your a$$! (Metallica)

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