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BK' Junior Member |
posted 03-22-99 11:31 PM
  
Did you just wash your pants with windex? Because I think I can see myself in them. Notice: I have just changed from Bk. to BK. I forgot my password!! Good to be back though! |
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TFB Member |
posted 03-22-99 11:37 PM
Your clothes would look great in a crumpled heap in the corner of my room. Damn, I can't think of any more. Just a few weeks ago, I had a bunch but now I've forgot them. Anyway, I'm sure that other posters will have their own "interesting" pick up lines |
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DeBurgo Member |
posted 03-22-99 11:37 PM
I don't know about everyone else, but my sheer coolness and personal magnitism will get me any woman. I just choose not to go out with them  . |
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BK' Junior Member |
posted 03-22-99 11:43 PM
I prefer to buy them! |
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Addersbite Member |
posted 03-23-99 04:51 AM
I'm having trouble denying the fact that you're too beautiful to be real. |
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Guybrush Member |
posted 03-23-99 04:55 AM
I've got a hankerin' for a spankerin! (then hand the girl a spanking tool). |
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chris the love monkey Member |
posted 03-23-99 07:23 AM
I've got a bomb in my pants. Would you like to detonate it for me? ------------------ |
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Brandon Administrator |
posted 03-23-99 10:38 AM
-- That must be jelly because jam SURE DON'T SHAKE LIKE THAT! -- You got a porch for that swing? -- Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night long. -- Do fries go with that shake? -- Your daddy musta been a theif--because he done stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes. -- I like my whiskey on ice, and my women on fire (pronounced 'faaaahr') -- I've named my balls Tick and Tock, know why? Because that's what time it is! ...and countless others...none of which will ever pick anything up |
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BK Member |
posted 03-23-99 12:47 PM
Who is this BK imposter???? |
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Lucky Louai Luciano Member |
posted 03-23-99 02:20 PM
I didn't know you had a lisence......To drive me this crazy! You're pants must be made out of mirror....cause I can see myself in them! Brandon stole all my other ones. Damn Brandon! ------------------ |
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Agent_Orange Member |
posted 03-23-99 02:31 PM
I used to know a bunch of these!  here's what I can remeber: Guy: Did it hurt? And my personal favorite... Nice shoes! Wanna ****? ------------------ |
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Cory Member |
posted 03-23-99 02:39 PM
Guy: Wanna play army? Girl: How? Guy: I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me. [This message has been edited by Cory (edited 03-23-99).] |
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GuybrushThreepwood Junior Member |
posted 03-23-99 09:27 PM
Girl, you make me wanna rearrange the alphabet so that I could put u and i together (i know it's lame) ------------------ |
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Guybrush Member |
posted 03-24-99 05:38 AM
Bloody Guybrush wannabe! You'll always be Elaine's dog you know! I'm the real thing. |
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chris the love monkey Member |
posted 03-24-99 07:33 AM
That's a good one Cory. Espescially if you like getting slapped! Ouch! Not again. ------------------ |
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james007 Member |
posted 03-24-99 01:15 PM
-Did it hurt? -What? -Falling from heaven, did it hurt? Just a modification of A_O's that I've heard. ------------------ |
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Agent_Orange Member |
posted 03-24-99 01:18 PM
I heard a good one last night, and the guy actually didn't get slapped! "Hi, how are you doing?" I've gotta try that sometime! becasue when I ask a girl if she tastes as good as she looks, that never seems to work..go fig.! Note: Extreme sarcasm above ------------------ [This message has been edited by Agent_Orange (edited 03-24-99).] |
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DeBurgo Member |
posted 03-24-99 01:29 PM
Heh heh.  .I've got a kind of dumb one that I heard a long time ago: You remind me of apple juice becuase your veryfine! |
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chris the love monkey Member |
posted 03-24-99 01:30 PM
I wonder if my signiture would work? ------------------ |
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The Judges Judge Junior Member |
posted 03-28-99 10:05 AM
what do I get for $50 bucks........ |
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Ashe Member |
posted 03-28-99 10:46 AM
Here's a couple: -- Legs is the word of the day, so let's go home and spread the word. --Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever "pops" up. |
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Wheels Member |
posted 03-28-99 04:11 PM
You must work for UPS ... 'cuz I swear I saw you checkin' out my package. ------------------ |
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TheStalfos Member |
posted 03-28-99 04:49 PM
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ------------------ |
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XStraightEdgeXKid Member |
posted 03-28-99 04:57 PM
If your Right leg was Christmas and your Left leg was Easter, would you let me come/cum between the holidays?? Motion for girl to come towards you with one finger..then say.. "If I can make you come/cum with this finger, imagine what I can do with all five! ------------------ |
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joeymommy Member |
posted 03-29-99 01:54 PM
hi my name is joeymommy, you can call me tonight. ------------------ |
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Hyperstate Junior Member |
posted 03-31-99 06:19 PM
This is a Funny Subject :Guy:Hi do you wanna come home with me and have some pizza and ****? |
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mr_penguin1 Member |
posted 03-31-99 08:04 PM
Haha. TheStalfos is the best so far. [This message has been edited by mr_penguin1 (edited 03-31-99).] |
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pjacks Member |
posted 03-31-99 09:46 PM
I like Ashe's ones the best. ------------------ |
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marshmallow Member |
posted 04-01-99 01:48 AM
Baby, I'm no Fred Fredstone, but I can make your Bedrock! You make my software turn to hardware! My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime. You are truely, absolutely beautiful. Can you cook and clean as well? Excuse me, but I think I just dropped something. MY JAW!! Hey, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart! Guy: Were you talking to me? What's your favorite extramarital sex positon? Just curious. Girl: Do you have the time? Do you know your hair and my pillows are color coordinated? Guy: Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? Help the homeless. Take me home with you. I have 25 hours to live... Hey there, my name's Milk. I'll do your body good! Let's play sandwich. You spread and I'll jam! I like your butt. Can I wear it as a hat? If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your h ole? There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like an extra one? Your father must be a baker because you have a great pair of buns! Can I climb through your bush and up your mountains? Bond. James Bond. More to come later...
[This message has been edited by marshmallow (edited 04-01-99).] |
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Denz Guy Member |
posted 04-01-99 02:20 AM
You guys are pathetic. Thesethings will get you somewhere.... Generosity Try these! Pick up linesare for LOOSERS! Denzuy |
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marshmallow Member |
posted 04-01-99 02:25 AM
These are a bit more...um..."vulgar", and will probably have this thread shutdown, but oh well.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Hey baby, let's make a baby! I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. My groin feels a bit dead. Wanna give it mouth-to-mouth? I have a penis, if you didn't know. (whisper this across the room in a loud place) I want a fig newton Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go ****! Wanna snuggle like weasels? I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? *grab her butt* You must play the trumpet, because you make me horny! If you were words on a page, they would call you FINE PRINT! Do you know how to use a whip? Hey baby...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this? Guy: Do you like clocks? I'd call this puppy love but I'm not into all those new positions. You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Someone vaccum my lap, I think you need a clean place to sit. If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me? Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn? At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" I wanna floss with your pubic hair. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me? Shall we talk or continue flirting f rom a distance? Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you. I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized? Guy: Do you live on a chicken farm? I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. *Look down at the crotch* Be unique and different, say yes. Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to exp lain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
[This message has been edited by marshmallow (edited 04-01-99).] |
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Addersbite Member |
posted 04-01-99 03:42 AM
To Denz Guy: I have those five qualities that you typed there, especially the first two and the last one, and believe me, they don't get you nowhere, hardly. I'm the kind of person who goes out of my way for people, people who I may not even know, just because that's the way that I am, do I ever get anything good in return? Noooooo. [This message has been edited by Addersbite (edited 04-01-99).] |
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