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Wheels Nintendork	posted 03-31-99 08:31 PM 20 Star Wars lines improved by adding the word "pants". 1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. 2. We've got to be able to get a reading on those pants, up or down. 3. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down. See to it personally, Commander. 4. These pants may not look like much kid, but they've got it where it counts. 5. I find your lack of pants disturbing. 6. These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it. 7. Han will have those pants down. We've just got to give him more time. 8. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault. 9. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. 10. I used to bullseye womprats in my pants back home. 11. Governor Tarkin, I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board. 12. You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark. 13. That blast came from those pants. That things operational! 14. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. 15. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, Princess. 16. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser. 17. Yeah, well, short pants is better than no pants at all. 18. Attention. This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of my pants. I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive. 19. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. 20. You came in those pants!? You're braver than I thought. I laugh my ass off every time I read these. Let's try and come up with some more. ------------------ Under the tongue root, a fight most dread, And another rages behind in the head
AdRock3215 Nintendork	posted 03-31-99 08:40 PM lol. this is a funny thread. hey heres one you haven't thought of: The pants are with you. hahahahahaha oh wait that was crappy, I don't know any Star Wars lines from memory. ------------------ Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, wit a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.......ITS FOR YOU!
Wheels Nintendork	posted 03-31-99 08:47 PM Here's some more: I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to pants you. When I designed these pants, I didn't think I'd be smuggling myself in them. Look at the size of those pants!! Cut the chatter Red Two. Your overconfidence is your weakness. Your lack of pants is your's. I am fluent in over six million forms of pants. [This message has been edited by Wheels (edited 03-31-99).]
AdRock3215 Nintendork	posted 03-31-99 08:55 PM hahahaha. ------------------ Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, wit a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.......ITS FOR YOU!
SBelmont1 Nintendork	posted 03-31-99 09:14 PM Commander, tear these pants apart until you've found those plans. And bring me the passengers - I want them alive! "There is a disturbance in my pants, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." "Someone was in these pants. The tracks go off inthis direction... Look sir, droids!" ------------------ Help..i'm lost in a magical wonderland...and it's located here welcome.to/orbit64
Lucky Louai Luciano Nintendork	posted 03-31-99 09:21 PM HAHAHAHA!! These are funnier than hell! Did you make them up? I just wish I knew some Star Wars quotes that you guys haven't already said. ------------------ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Does the fun ever stop? I mean really, does it?
SBelmont1 Nintendork	posted 03-31-99 09:27 PM my personal favorites are most of wheels' and my second one ------------------ Help..i'm lost in a magical wonderland...and it's located here welcome.to/orbit64
Wheels Nintendork	posted 03-31-99 09:35 PM I have to admit that I found the first 20 on another site. The rest are originals, though. Well, I guess someone might have already thought of them, but I guess I mean that I didn't read them anywhere else. We don't have to necessarily restrict this to just Star Wars quotes. Try it out with famous quotes from other movies/TV shows. When we heard about the pants, we feared the worst. 15,000!? We could almost buy our own pants for that R2-D2, where are your pants? [This message has been edited by Wheels (edited 03-31-99).]
SBelmont1 Nintendork	posted 03-31-99 10:06 PM in honor of star wars...i bring...SPACEBALLS!!! Ape 1: Dear me. What are those things coming out of her nose? Ape 2: Spaceballs? Ape 1: Oh s***. There goes his pants Dark Helmet playing with his pants. Dark Helmet: Princess Vespa, at last. I have you in my pants. To have my way with you -- the way I want to. Dark Helmet (as Vespa): No - no, please. Leave me alone! Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in my pants? Colonel Sanders: Pants. you're looking at pants, sir. Dark Helmet: What happened to them? Colonel Sanders: We pantsed it. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sanders: Just now. (warning..the next one doens't have pants..but i still think it's funny) It's mega-maid. She's gone from suck to blow! ------------------ Help..i'm lost in a magical wonderland...and it's located here welcome.to/orbit64 [This message has been edited by SBelmont1 (edited 03-31-99).]
Danny Nintendork	posted 03-31-99 10:11 PM Darth Vader: Don't make me pants you. Yoda: Judge me by my pants do you? Yoda: You must pants Vader. Then, and only then, a Jedi will you be. Obi Wan: These aren't the pants you're looking for. Emperor: Your faith in your pants is yours! (talking about Lukes weakness) ------------------ Daniel, the N64 gamer from OZ. Righty o then mate. I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole neow. This should really pease it ouff. Oh yeah! That peased it ouff alright! I gotta be careful by crikey.
Wheels Nintendork	posted 03-31-99 10:24 PM No, Luke, I am your pants. No shorts. Pants or no pants. There are no shorts. Great pants, kid. That was one in a million. And now, young pants, you will die. The pants are connected to the main terminal in several locations. The pants are down!! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor. ------------------ Under the tongue root, a fight most dread, And another rages behind in the head [This message has been edited by Wheels (edited 03-31-99).]
GDGF Nintendork	posted 04-01-99 12:36 AM Cool! I Wanna try! - A Jedi uses his pants for defense, never for attack. -Two pants against a Star Destroyer!?! - The pants. Remember your failure in the pants. - Your pants...you will not need them. - I feel the conflict within you...let go of your pants. - Luke, you're going to find that many of the pants we cling to...depend greatly on our own point of view. ------------------ No, you can't have a chipset capable of fu@king unbelievably huge ducks.
Wheels Nintendork	posted 04-01-99 01:06 AM Away put your pants, I mean you no harm. How you get so big wearing pants of this kind? Hmph, excitement. Hmph, pants. A Jedi craves not these things.
TheStalfos Nintendork	posted 04-01-99 01:25 AM I knew you guys would catch on! Pants crack me up. But ya know, pants WILL BE TAKING OVER THE WORLD before the new millenium. Actually the pants will be like these, making them the notorious "PANTS LIKE THESE!!!!" or "PANTALONES TIENEN GUSTO ESTE DE!!!!"
Vettrap Nintendork	posted 04-01-99 05:29 AM Luke: Jabba, I warn you not to under-estimate my pants. Leia, the pants are strong in my side of the family. My father has it. I have it. My sister, has it....... Leia: Luke, run away, far away. If Vader can feel your pants then just leave this place. Vader-"What is thy bidding, my master?" Emperor"There is a great disturbance in the pants." Vader-"I have felt it, my master" That's all I can think of for now.
SBelmont1 Nintendork	posted 04-01-99 06:30 AM you're all pants kid now this blow this thing and go home ------------------ Help..i'm lost in a magical wonderland...and it's located here welcome.to/orbit64
Wheels Nintendork	posted 04-01-99 12:37 PM But I was going into Toshii (sp?) Station to pick up some pants. You can waste time with your pants when your chores are finished. Owen, he can't stay here forever. All his pants have gone. 3PO, tell them if they don't let us go, you'll be forced to use your pants. But, Master Luke, what pants? I couldn't possibly... It's your father's pants. An elegant weapon from a more civilized age.
Vettrap Nintendork	posted 04-02-99 05:32 AM The funniest thing about this, is that I went home, and then I watched SW. Of course, with the new lines added in. I laughed my ass off! Look, marching into the detention pants is not what I had in mind. But sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid. That's because a droid doesn't rip the arms out of their pants when they lose. Wookies are known to do that. Aren't you a little short for pants. Huh? Oh, the uniform. Where am I? Jabbas palace. Who are you? Someone who loves pants. Leia!!
GDGF Nintendork	posted 04-02-99 09:06 AM Heh. This is still funny a day later! -Strong am I with the pants Luke...but not that strong. -Im afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your pants arrive. -Oh... Jedi Master...Pants. You seek pants! -Mine! Or I will pants you not! -ObiWan never told you what happened to your pants. ------------------ No, you can't have a chipset capable of fu@king unbelievably huge ducks. [This message has been edited by GDGF (edited 04-02-99).]
Wheels Nintendork	posted 04-02-99 12:00 PM Why I should stick my pants out for you is quite beyond my capacity. Shoot, gotta go, I'll think of more later. ------------------ Under the tongue root, a fight most dread, And another rages behind in the head
Edgar Nintendork	posted 04-02-99 01:48 PM Your pants. They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here. Tell Jabba I've got his pants. Vader: When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. Ben: Only a master of pants, Darth!
Wheels Nintendork	posted 04-05-99 12:36 AM You may dispense with the pants, commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule. Luke, we're gonna have pants!!!!!
Vettrap Nintendork	posted 04-05-99 03:54 PM Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough, he told you killed him. Vader: No, I am your father. Luke: No, no, that's not true, that's impossible. Vader: Search your pants, you know it be true.
JamSBK2 Nintendork	posted 04-05-99 04:46 PM "That's not pants, THESE are pants." -Crocidile Dundee "I have misplaced my pants" -Homer Simpson(pants was already in this) "Look at all these pants! Styx, Elvis, and look at all these crappy pants!" -Homer Simpson "So you think these stolen pants are funny? Well Superintent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl!" -Principal Skinner "Well anybody can miss pants, all tucked away down there" -Homer Simpson BTW, great star wars quotes! my mom had to see what i was laughing so hard at! ------------------ "Never underestimate stupid people in groups" -Mr. Garrison
Wheels Nintendork	posted 04-05-99 04:51 PM Muchas gracias to JamSBK for being the first to use quotes that aren't related to Star Wars. Let's give him a hand, shall we? [furious applause heard from the crowd] Life is like a pair of pants, you never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump ------------------ Under the tongue root, a fight most dread, And another rages behind in the head
Edgar Nintendork	posted 04-05-99 07:05 PM No, I won't give up on Star Wars! Vader: Calrissian. Take the Princess and the Wookiee to my ship. Lando: You said they'd be left in the city under my supervision! Vader: I am altering your pants! Pray I don't alter them further!
JamSBK2 Nintendork	posted 04-05-99 08:39 PM WOOHOO! I GOT APPAULDED(sp?)! Here's some pant Futurama quotes: "I don't NEED pants! I can stop whenever I want" -Bender "Where'd she learn to maneuver the pants that way?" -Leela "It's just a plastic pants and some dead guy's pants" -Leela "My parents, my pants, my girlfriend, I'll never see them again, YAHOO!" -Fry BTW, did you know that Fry's first name is Phillip, a tribute to Phil Hartman? Matt Groening said so in the TV Guide interview ------------------ "Never underestimate stupid people in groups" -Mr. Garrison
SBelmont1 Nintendork	posted 04-05-99 09:13 PM yes...jamsbk!!!! the quote from fry was the best!!!! ------------------ Help..i'm lost in a magical wonderland...and it's located here welcome.to/orbit64
JamSBK2 Nintendork	posted 04-05-99 09:23 PM I'm on a roll! Here's some Simpsons quotes, PANTS STYLE! "Pants-teacher,mother,secret lover!" -Homer "Mmmm...gummi pants" -Homer "Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the pants away" -Homer "I never met anyone who so understood the magic of pants" -Hugh, Lisa's future husband "I'm sorry kids. I don't think we'll ever find your pants. But maybe Mr. Burns will sell you 1 of the 25 he got last night" -Chief Wiggum "Replace teachers with super-intelligent pants" -Plan B of Teacher Strike "This is the darkest day in the history of pants, if anyone wants me, I'll be in the shower" -Homer "Why is it when I heard the word 'school' and the the word 'explosion' the first word I thought of was 'pants'?!" -Superintent Chalmers "If you've ever handled pants, the goverments got your DNA, why do you think the goverment keeps them in circulation?" -DNA Expert ------------------ "Never underestimate stupid people in groups" -Mr. Garrison
JamSBK2 Nintendork	posted 04-05-99 09:42 PM i don't know if this SW pants quote is up there but here's one: Use the pants, Luke here's a few more Simpsons pants quotes: "See the $1000 Pants!" -Banner "How Troy McLure, I was a grade-A moron for ever questioning eating pants!" -Dumb Kid "Don't kid yourself Jimmy, If pants ever got the chance, they'd eat you and anyone you ever cared about" -Troy McLure "Yum, it's rich in pantly goodness" -Lunchlady Doris ------------------ "Never underestimate stupid people in groups" -Mr. Garrison
Agent_Orange Nintendork	posted 04-06-99 02:01 PM Here are some Simpsons (pants) quotes: I'm an old man. I hate everything but pants. -- Grampa Simpson Looking at that tired old freak has made me realize I'm no spring chicken myself. I can feel death's clammy hand on my shoulder...wait, that's my pants. -- Grampa Simpson If I'm not back at the home by nine they declare me legally dead and collect my pants! -- Grampa Simpson "Eddie! Would you like some pants?" No thanks, we're on duty. A couple of beers would be nice, though. -- Moe and Eddie the cop Okay, don't try anything funny. I'm armed to the pants. -- Apu Nahasapeemapetilan Oh, Son, don't overreach! Go for the DENTED car, the DEAD-END job, the LESS ATTRACTIVE pants. -- Grampa Simpson MARGE: Have you noticed something different about Bart? HOMER: New pants? MARGE: No. He looks like something may be troubling him. HOMER: Probably misses his old pants. MARGE: I'd think that we should get more involved in his activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. HOMER: Yeah, and then they'd give us the pants. MARGE: That's not what I meant. HOMER: It was Marge, admit it. Sweet merciful pants! -- Homer Bart: (In barts head, like the Wonder Years) Me? Get pants? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever. Homer: Bart! What are you staring at? Bart: Uh, nothing. (in his head again) He didn't say it, and neither did I, but at that moment, my pants and I were closer than we... Homer: Bart! Stop it! Bart: Sorry. All normal people love pants. If I went to a barbeque and there was no pants, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the pants!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad. -- Homer ------------------ ..and in my mind I'm everyone.
JamSBK2 Nintendork	posted 04-06-99 08:59 PM new Futurama pants quotes: "You've got 5 'o clock pants!" -Leela "Please tell me that before you get behind the wheel, you'll have some type of pants in your hand" -Leela "I can't just cut-off my pants" -Bender "You call that pants?" -Robo Officer "I promise pants!" -Bender ------------------ Well you tried and failed miserably, the moral is never to try www.angelfire.com/md/sbk2 -SnowBoard Kids Board Shop
Wheels Nintendork	posted 04-06-99 10:20 PM Dragonball Z quotes: You won't escape ... MY PANTS!!! - Vegeta I'm gonna teach you how to use those pants of yours. - Piccolo Piccolo can you pants me here? - Gohan There will be no pants!!! - Piccolo I'll tell you a little secret about pants. THEY'RE NOT FAIR!!!! - Piccolo
Spuzz Newbie	posted 04-09-99 12:19 PM Wheels, what website did you find those first 20 on? They're hilarious! ------------------ I'm new here!!!11! how do u make the faces!!!11! I can make the sad ones but I can't figure out how to make happy ones!!!11!! N64 rulz!!
Wheels Nintendork	posted 04-09-99 02:17 PM Click here for all the Star Wars Pants jokes you could ever want: http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/pants.html I couldn't remember where I found the first 20 but I found this instead. ------------------ Under the tongue root, a fight most dread, And another rages behind in the head

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