• Information You Give Us: We receive and store any information you enter on our Web site or give us in any other way (such as through mind reading). You can choose not to provide certain information, but then you might not be able to take advantage of many of our features. Yes, this is similiar to blackmail. We use the information that you provide for such purposes as responding to your requests, customizing future shopping for you, improving our website, spamming you, giving out your phone number to ugly people, and telling embarrassing things about what you did in 8th grade.
  
• Automatic Information: We receive and store certain types of information whenever you interact with us. For example, like many Web sites, we use "cookies," (mmmmm cookies) and we obtain certain types of information when your Web browser accesses Binaryfusion.net (such as your credit card number, birthday, and we know what you did last summer). A number of companies offer utilities designed to help you visit Web sites anonymously, but we don't like them. Although we can't provide you with a personalized experience (because we wanna know you REALLY well hehehe) at Binaryfusion.net if we cannot recognize you, we want you to be aware that these tools exist. However they cause viruses and make your harddrive crash and will terrorize your dog so don't use them or else.
  
• E-mai.... Spam Communications: To help us make e-mails more useful and interesting, we often receive a confirmation when you open e-mail from Binaryfusion.net if your computer supports such capabilities (in real terms, we track when you open one of your emails from us. Doesn't that make you feel all warm inside?). We also compare our customer list to lists received from other companies, in an effort to avoid sending unnecessary messages to our customers, and to link you to stuff you buy so we can send targeted spam and junk mail. If you do not want to receive e-mail or other mail from us, well that's just too bad! We also give out your email address to every known spam list in the world. MUAHAHAHAHAHHA Even if you just send us a random email telling us our website is down, we automatically sign you up for every mailing list we know of because we know you will want that extra special treatment
  
• Information from Other Sources: For reasons such as improving personalization of our service (for example, providing better product recommendations from whoever paid us the most or special offers that we think will interest you (but if it doesn't, we don't care)), we might receive information about you from other sources such as digging through dumpsters, stalking you, etc etc etc and add it to our account information. We also sometimes receive updated delivery and address information from our shippers or other sources so that we can correct our records and deliver your next purchase or communication more easily, and to make sure our junk mail gets to the right house.
  
  

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• Affiliated Businesses We Do Not Control: We work closely with our affiliated businesses, so as to share even more information about you, an example of which is online-spam-lists.com, our "Sales Department". In some cases, these businesses operate stores at Binaryfusion.net or sell offerings to you at Binaryfusion.net. In other cases, we operate stores, provide services, or sell your privacy information jointly with these businesses. You probally won't be able to tell when another business is involved in your transactions (which means it's working), and we share customer information related to those transactions with that business. So basically we believe that information should be free.....free to every marketer in the world! *evil laugh*
  
• Agents: We employ other companies and individuals to perform functions on our behalf when wer're too lazy to do it ourselves. Examples include fulfilling orders, delivering packages, sending junk mail and spam e-mail, removing repetitive information from customer lists, analyzing data to find out your real hair color, providing marketing assistance, processing credit card payments so as to steal credit card numbers, and providing customer disservice. They have access to personal information needed to perform their functions, but may not use it for other purposes. Or at least that's what they say *wink* *nudge* *wink*
  
• Promotional Offers: Sometimes we send offers to selected groups of Binaryfusion.net browsers on behalf of other businesses. This is commonly known as SPAM. When we do this, we give that business your name, address, social security number, your dog's name, and the time you last took a shower. If you do not want to receive such offers, please follow this simple procedure: Calculate the 1 millionith digit of pi, write a 100 page thesis on the mating rituals of the dung beetle, and shoot a basketball over the underpass, through the window, off the scoreboard, and nuthin' but net.
  
• Business Transfers: As we continue to develop our website, we might sell or buy stores or assets. In such transactions, customer information generally is one of the transferred business assets (so even that store you think your information is safe with now, might not be if we buy them). Also, in the very likely event that Binaryfusion.net, Inc., or substantially all of its assets are acquired, customer information will of course be one of the transferred assets. So if we flop like much other .com's are, then we sell your name and address to the highest bidder. This is my favorite part of the privacy policy!
  
• Protection of Binaryfusion.net and Others: We release account and other personal information when we believe release is appropriate to comply with law (Binaryfusion.net law that is); enforce or apply our Conditions of MisUse and other agreements; or protect the rights, property, or safety of Binaryfusion.net, our users, or others (like my dog Fluffy). This includes exchanging information with other companies and organizations for fraud protection and credit risk reduction. Such companies like Bob's Used Cars or The Telemarketers Association.
  
• With Your Consent: Other than as set out above, you will not receive notice when information about you might go to third parties (because then you might exempt out), and you will not have an opportunity to choose not to share the information. I hold your privacy info in the palm of my hand!