April 22, 2002

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Next time you're bored enough to do something dumb, take a bottle of mustard and start squirting it in water. It forms yellow logs of fun! Go, try it right now! Yellow Logs of Fun!

Does anyone else find it sorta silly that a dog being stranded on a ship is worthy of front page news? I'm all for the Humane Society, but if theyr'e going to spend tens of thousands of dollars to rescue a single dog, something is wrong with their priorities. Now if this dog had super powers, or could talk in 5 different languages AND make the bed, then I could see the reason. But it seems as though the money could be spent on more important things, like saving hundreds of dogs instead of just one.

Quote of the update: "I've come to the conclusion that college is what happens after 1am" Only 10 more days of the spring semester :(

JEFF K IS BACK! Be sure to read JEFF K"S"S GUIDE TO TEH USEING TEH INTARNET!!! and find out all about how the internet works, in Jeff K terms! What, you never heard of Jeff K? He's the "COMPUTAR MACHENE MASTAR OF COMPUTER MACHENES MASTERIES!!!" And in related news, Hackers was on Sci-Fi today. That movie is so bad it's good since it's perfect for making fun of while watching it, or for making hillarious parody's of. Of course, I would love to have some of those comptuers: 3-d file systems? Sweeeeeeeet

Remember the pizza girl from a few weeks back? Well she's still on track and hasn't missed a day yet, and now has a new domain name: 365pizza.com. My own personal project of breathing everyday for a year is going very well so far. It was tough at times, but I've persevered. Some may say that breathing everyday is a lot easier than eating pizza everyday, but I just ignore them. Here's to another 7 months of breathing!

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