April 7, 2002

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If you want to look at it in a unique way, most everyone in America did some time traveling last night. We were all instantiously transported an hour into the future. Although actually a physicist at the University of Connecticut thinks it's possible and he's out to try and prove his ideas. I'm betting that nothing comes of it, as it leads to the age old problem that if time travel really is possible, then where are the visitors from the future? Unless maybe UFO's are really just time machines? Or perhaps we can only move forward in time, but not backward. Time is a funny little thing anyways. As Mr. Einstein says "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

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Oh, and here's some reasons people gave to run the SETI@Home client I was talking about below:
-- 'cos try as I might I don't seem to be able to phone home!
-- 'cuz I'm too lazy to actually DO something with this computer of mine...
-- I can't get a date on this planet. Might as well try to find another one
-- It would be interesting to introduce a new sexual position or three if alien females were discovered
-- A few years ago some extraterrestrial sent me a bad checque. With SETI I hope to find the guy
-- After they abducted me, they told me "don't call us, we'll call you." I've been waiting for five years.
-- All that complicated looking data crawling across the screen really impresses my girlfriends.
-- As an alien, I'm amused by this project you earthlings are engaged in...
-- Because in high school I was voted most likely to build my own spacecraft and abandon the planet Earth.
-- Because the idea is far more interesting than some boring "crack the million-bit encryption"
-- Best to know something about a stranger you'll possibly meet before you meet them.

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